32 robots in two armies, terracotta against cream, on a board you lock together from 4 printed quarters.
The board is too big to print in one piece, so it comes in 4. Each is a 8.5 in square of the board, sixteen squares apiece.
8 bow-tie keys press into dovetail pockets under the seams and pull the quarters into one flat 17.0 in square board.
8 pawns first, then the back rank. Each one stands on its own 2.1 in square.
The other 16 take their ranks. Kings on the e-file, queens on their own colour, a dark square in each player's left corner.
The pieces are robots, and they look across the board at each other. Pawns get one big eye; the king gets a visor and a cross on top.
The king's pawn steps forward two squares, and terracotta answers in kind. From here on the set is yours.
Each rank climbs in height, so you can tell a bishop from a queen at a glance across the table. The cream side wears a six-petal badge on its chest; terracotta wears a sun.
A 17.0 in square board is bigger than most printer beds. Splitting it along the centre lines keeps every seam on a square edge, where the eye expects a line anyway.
Underneath, each seam has two dovetail pockets. A key pressed into each one holds the quarters flush. Rank numbers and file letters are inlaid in a darker or lighter shade along the edge squares, so the board reads the right way round for notation.